Back when I worked at the library I kept a list of amusing book titles that I'd come across. One of my favorites was a book of...

Amy is my shepherd; I want for everything She maketh me to lie down in poopy barn: she leadeth me beside the still algae-infested trough....

Today there was a knock on my door and it was an older fellow (I later learned he is 72) who was wearing a covid mask and I opened the...